I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian.

For fifteen cents a day, you can feed an African; they eat pennies.

Old people's skin sags because it is being pulled towards the underworld.

A kid insulted my mother, so I said, "Yo momma is so black."

"Do unto others as you would have them do to you," said the rapist.

My aunt used to say "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones or masturbate in the daytime.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

And finally,

Bono, if you want to help poor people, sell your tinted shades you cunt.